Circle Circle Dot Dot...Do you need a STD shot?

Do you practice safe sex? We all know we're supposed to...but do you.... really? If your answer is "no" then this is liable to happen to you:




or this:




Don't let this be you. 


Here are some vital ways of practicing safe sex: 
1. Cover your stump before you hump. 

2. Don't be silly, protect your willy. 

3. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

4. When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse.

5. Especially in December, wrap up your member. 

6. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.

7. Never, ever deck her with an unwrapped pecker. 

8. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.


9. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener. 

10. No glove, no love!!

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Okay, let's play a game. I'll call it VRAI OU FAUX. (That means "True or False" for you non-Frenchies out there.) I'm going to list some STD facts, and you guess if it's Vrai (true) or Faux (false)... 


Here we go!


1. All STDs can be cured. 

2. Most STDs produce clinical signs and symptoms that help diagnosis.


3. STDs like herpes simplex virus (HSV) and human papillomavirus (HPV) can be transmitted even if a condom is used correctly because the virus is smaller than the pores on the condom.

4. Treating STDs usually involves complicated drug regimens administered over several weeks.

5. Condom use prevents all STDs. 

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Ans: 1.faux 2.faux 3. vrai 4.faux 5.faux


   
So, how did you do? At the end of the day, no one wants to be stuck with a STD. So...wrap it up. Get tested. As a matter of fact, maybe you should wait until you're married... 



--It's P.A.W

Passion For Kardashians Fashions

I've always been a big fan of The Kardashians (No, not because of Kim's sex tape! Ew guys.) I'm talking about their style! Always so chic, yet comfortable. Lately, I've found myself modeling my own style of dress after these "Mall Girls". For example, blazers were definitely hot last fall, and have since been one of the top fashion trends this year. Kris and Kim are known for rocking this simple, yet sophisticated jacket all the time! 


and I love it! 


I like the way Kourtney dresses too. She's a little more Bohemian though. Especially since she's had little Mason! 



The monstrous Khloe, to me, has the best style of them all! She wears clothes that fit her curvaceous body so well, and her style is so ordinarily dapper! 




And  you want to know what the best part is? I've seen each of these outfits in everyday, affordable stores! You don't have to spend Kardashian money to dress like one. Although, I wouldn't mind if they expanded the DASH enterprise to King Street... 


The girls' recent fashion line was mentioned on the Wendy Williams show some months ago. However, not everyone was feeling it. Check it out: 

 


Hm...what do you think? 

Either way, these Armenian hotties are doing big things (no pun intended), and most definitely have my vote for best fashion trends of the year! Whoop! Whoop!


--It's P.A.W

Welcome to Facebook: How would you like to waste your time today?

Social Networking is a universal guilty pleasure. If you disagree, then you're a flam. Between Facebook and Twitter (and I refuse to even mention My-----), who has time to do anything else anymore?? Study? Clean? EAT? When you're bored, you get on Facebook. Then you're bored on Facebook, so you get off; but, then you get bored again and get back on Facebook. In between times, you're tweeting about foolishness and baloney. We're all guilty! However, at what length are we willing to waste time and productivity to this beloved epidemic? At what cost are we willing to look at someone's twit pic or a new status? Sleep? Grades? Career opportunity? It's a little extreme,  I know. However, the time spent on Social Networks these days are pretty ridiculous.

*Note: I'm only trying to bring awareness people. I have a Facebook and a Twitter account myself, and I love them both, so I'm not judging!! As I digress...

Maybe if these social networks were designed to not be so distracting, then maybe it wouldn't be so "bad" ...don't you think? 

I found this nonsense, and it gave me a chuckle. Can you relate? 

You know you're addicted to Facebook If:


You check your facebook account more than one time every hour


You visit sites that list reasons about being addicted to facebook. (Touche.)


Your profile has so many applications that it takes several minutes to load


Your long distance boyfriend broke up with you by posting a comment on your facebook page.


Your dreams involve people writing messages on your wall


Your relationship status is only official if its been updated on facebook


You tag photos immediately after taking them with your camera phone


You have several facebook friends that you've never actually met in person


Before you accept a job you have to find out about their Facebook policies!


People don’t invite you out without facebooking you about it first.


You tell more (....force) people to join facebook.


The word "poke" is no longer considered something physical to you


You like to receive meaningless gift icons and you like sending meaningless gift icons in return


You've already checked your Facebook account three times before finishing this list!


You join a new facebook group on a daily basis
 

Tomfoolery: 

Facebook is almost like crack. And you're already addicted.
Seek help while you can...

Until then,
Hit me up on Facebook or Twitter!!

--It's P.A.W