Circle Circle Dot Dot...Do you need a STD shot?

Do you practice safe sex? We all know we're supposed to...but do you.... really? If your answer is "no" then this is liable to happen to you:




or this:




Don't let this be you. 


Here are some vital ways of practicing safe sex: 
1. Cover your stump before you hump. 

2. Don't be silly, protect your willy. 

3. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

4. When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse.

5. Especially in December, wrap up your member. 

6. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.

7. Never, ever deck her with an unwrapped pecker. 

8. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.


9. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener. 

10. No glove, no love!!

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Okay, let's play a game. I'll call it VRAI OU FAUX. (That means "True or False" for you non-Frenchies out there.) I'm going to list some STD facts, and you guess if it's Vrai (true) or Faux (false)... 


Here we go!


1. All STDs can be cured. 

2. Most STDs produce clinical signs and symptoms that help diagnosis.


3. STDs like herpes simplex virus (HSV) and human papillomavirus (HPV) can be transmitted even if a condom is used correctly because the virus is smaller than the pores on the condom.

4. Treating STDs usually involves complicated drug regimens administered over several weeks.

5. Condom use prevents all STDs. 

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Ans: 1.faux 2.faux 3. vrai 4.faux 5.faux


   
So, how did you do? At the end of the day, no one wants to be stuck with a STD. So...wrap it up. Get tested. As a matter of fact, maybe you should wait until you're married... 



--It's P.A.W